September 02, 2003

The New Manners

In this post I asked, considering a certain fuss over maiden-in-distress:

But I wonder -- would there be a similar linking of arms and presenting of shields for a single mother-to-be who was a not-particularly-attractive or intelligent person of no importance who was unknown to any of these doughty males?

Here is the latest comment, from brave knight Ray James:

i dunno, andrea. maybe if you could get yourself laid, we'd find out.

It's always a great boost to the ego to get compliments from around the world. I am sure that Ray's way with words has females flocking to his door; I know my aged heart fluttered just a little bit. Enjoy your new friends, MADAME SESE-SEKO and all her cousins, and that nice "Vickie" who has so much Viagra she is willing to let go at EIGHTY! PERCENT! OFF! Something tells me Ray needs her services.

Posted by Andrea Harris at September 2, 2003 06:00 AM
Comments

Anyone online commenting on other's ability to get some seems a bit lame. I mean if this guy has enough time to make such inane comments you think he is getting any?

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at September 2, 2003 at 01:28 PM

You have the brightest and most intelligent trolls in the world, Andrea. You should bow down and thank God every day that such intelligent and emminently-layable stud-monkeys as Ray James, who is almost certainly the hit of all 48 year old men who pose as 19 year old girls in chat-rooms, has given you this sagely observation.

Ponder it long, ponder it deeply. We will not see his like again. (I wish.)

Posted by: Dean Esmay at September 3, 2003 at 11:38 PM