Too Much To Dream

Only if you had promised the two sticky buns you bought to the doe-eyed starving children living in a shanty down the street. Otherwise, enjoy (and be sure and lick your fingers).

Were they Cinnabon? I love Cinnabon! You are so lucky.

They're filling, so I only eat them as a meal - so eating them for breakfast (or for lunch and dinner if you've got two more) makes good sense.

Yes.

David
(Semi-Atkins diet sufferer).

No.

Becuase if you didn't eat them, they'd go stale,
and then you'd have to throw them out, and that would be a waste of food! (and you know all about those starving children in India) (where are the starving children living these days anyway? when I was a kid in the 60s it was always India)

An old Doonsbury cartoon had Ambassador Duke at a Chinese banquet. The son of the Foreign Minister, Wong, refused to eat his jellied duck's web. His father scolds him. "Shameless boy. You dishonor your family. Why do you know that chidren in West Virginia go to bed hungry every night? They would give anything for some jellied duck's web." "They would? I'm sorry," Wong replies. Duke thinks, "Wait a minute..."

If you grill the sticky on a nonstick skillet and top it with melted butter, all the badness goes away. Two wrongs (butter and nonstick) make the really bad thing a right.

It makes you a boreblogger. Nobody gives a shit about your sticky buns.

Not at all! You saved one all the way until morning.

When I was growing up it was China for the starving kids. Unfortunately, I bought the whole "clean your plate" thing rather too well...

Hah hah, Acidman -- admit it, you can't stop thinking about my sticky buns.

No.

It makes you sticky.