April 01, 2003

So tempted

So tempted to forward MR. WILLAMS NELSON of South Africa (who wants me to handle some "confidential financial transactions" for him) the other offer I got from "Dr. Bonnie Lyon" to help me become "naturally slim." Or do you think he'd prefer 1 Year of Free Massages?

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 1, 2003 12:26 PM
Comments

I presume Mr. Nelson is offering you the same 90% commission he offered me?

Posted by: David Jaroslav at April 1, 2003 at 01:59 PM

I think he's probably more in need of the offer to grow his penis safely and naturally.

Posted by: Emily at April 1, 2003 at 02:03 PM

Rats. Emily stole my joke.

Posted by: Ken Summers at April 1, 2003 at 03:38 PM

Mr. Williams Nelson is a nobody, and so must you be.
I, on the other hand, am a somebody.
You got Nelson.
I got Jonas Savimbi's eldest daughter (Joan) asking me to help her.
When you're important, important people seek you out.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at April 2, 2003 at 12:06 PM

Hah! I've deleted multiple spams from Joan, as well as from her cousin Marlon, and even from the great man's brother's widow. Why, I do believe the entire Savimbi clan has already contacted me. I am sure the millions will soon be pouring in.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 2, 2003 at 12:38 PM

I see your Savimbis and raise you four -- count 'em, four -- Sese-Seko's.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 2, 2003 at 01:24 PM

Sniff. I've lost count of the Sese-Seko missives I've deleted.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 2, 2003 at 01:43 PM

No go, Andrea. I have archives.

Although now, as I look down the list, I only see the Sese-Seko name twice, not four times. Maybe the others were in-laws.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 3, 2003 at 06:32 PM