So tempted to forward MR. WILLAMS NELSON of South Africa (who wants me to handle some "confidential financial transactions" for him) the other offer I got from "Dr. Bonnie Lyon" to help me become "naturally slim." Or do you think he'd prefer 1 Year of Free Massages?
Posted by Andrea Harris at April 1, 2003 12:26 PMI presume Mr. Nelson is offering you the same 90% commission he offered me?
Posted by: David Jaroslav at April 1, 2003 at 01:59 PMI think he's probably more in need of the offer to grow his penis safely and naturally.
Posted by: Emily at April 1, 2003 at 02:03 PMMr. Williams Nelson is a nobody, and so must you be.
I, on the other hand, am a somebody.
You got Nelson.
I got Jonas Savimbi's eldest daughter (Joan) asking me to help her.
When you're important, important people seek you out.
Hah! I've deleted multiple spams from Joan, as well as from her cousin Marlon, and even from the great man's brother's widow. Why, I do believe the entire Savimbi clan has already contacted me. I am sure the millions will soon be pouring in.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 2, 2003 at 12:38 PMI see your Savimbis and raise you four -- count 'em, four -- Sese-Seko's.
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 2, 2003 at 01:24 PMSniff. I've lost count of the Sese-Seko missives I've deleted.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 2, 2003 at 01:43 PMNo go, Andrea. I have archives.
Although now, as I look down the list, I only see the Sese-Seko name twice, not four times. Maybe the others were in-laws.
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 3, 2003 at 06:32 PM