March 31, 2003

Convergence

Beautiful:

BRIT HUME on Fox News reports (no link yet) that Peter Arnett has been hired by the UK's Daily Mirror. He'll be working with John Pilger!

All the idiots, coming together...

And here's the front page of said UK paper (via Damian Penny). You know, Hollywood makes films whose plots approach situations like this. Their genre is called broad farce. Now all we need is Elke Sommers to turn up half-naked.

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 31, 2003 11:52 PM
Comments

Looks a lot like the National Enquirer.

Posted by: James P at April 1, 2003 at 03:31 AM

There's no need to insult the Enquirer like that.

Posted by: Simon Williams at April 1, 2003 at 05:56 AM

"Fired by America" - what? All 270,000,000 of them? Did he turn up for work at 2pm drunk and stoned or something?

Posted by: Steven Chapman at April 1, 2003 at 06:34 AM

I, for one, distinctly remember being asked to sign the pink slip, but there wasn't a blank spot to sign on so I just scribbled on top of about 163,000,000 other signatures.

I'm sure it's still good though.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 1, 2003 at 11:41 AM

You know when you've gotten fired by American Media for saying something too sympathetic to the enemy, you've really stepped on your crank.

Posted by: David Perron at April 2, 2003 at 06:20 AM