February 19, 2003

Clichés come to life, Pt. 9864

The fucking hell?

Alexandra Vodjanikowa, Miss Germany, has announced that she will travel to Iraq, hoping for a date with Saddam Hussein.

Ostensibly it's to "talk him into disarming." Honey, you ain't that good-looking.

Via Power Line, via the Legal Bean

Posted by Andrea Harris at February 19, 2003 11:45 PM
Comments

If he uses her as a human shield (not that way, sicko), will the Germans finally get a clue? Methinks probably not. Oh well, at least they're better as militant pacifists than they used to be.

Posted by: David Jaroslav at February 20, 2003 at 12:59 AM

One hopes that she does not meet his younger son, who has earned a reputation for raping the famous women that he meets.

Posted by: Chuck at February 20, 2003 at 10:24 AM

Chances are not good for her. Hell, I have classes with girls prettier than her.

Posted by: James P at February 20, 2003 at 05:18 PM

The photo doesn't really do her justice. I have seen ones where she looks much better.

That name, "Vodjanikowa". We are importing our beauty-queens now, hmpf!

Posted by: Ralf Goergens at February 20, 2003 at 09:22 PM

Oh, she could probably disarm me, but Saddam is 65, craves power more than sex, and will probably need a big dose of Viagra, or maybe some of bellicose woman Kathy's durian fruit, to get it up. Chuck is right about Uday, of course. What a waste.

Posted by: Michael Lonie at February 20, 2003 at 09:24 PM