Dammit dammit dammit.
There. I'm going to get some lunch.
Posted by Andrea Harris at January 6, 2003 02:51 PMYeah, I know the feeling! Life's a bitch. And then, it gets worse!! Like last weekend. I went to a nice restuarant near here. The waiter seated me at a table next to a good looking blonde. I was just wondering if she was alone, when she suddenly sneezed, and her artificial eye flew out toward me. I relexively caught it, and handed it back to her. She apologized profusely, and insisted I join her, and let her buy my dinner. Well, we really hit it off. She told me her life story, and I told her mine. At the end of the meal, she invited me back to her place! The next morning she brought me breakfast in bed. I told her I thought she was amazing, and asked her if she was this nice to all the men she meet.
Oh, no! she said...you just happened to catch my eye!
:)
Posted by: rinardman at January 6, 2003 at 09:52 PMI just fired my proofreader!
"...all the men she met."
What a dork!!
That's okay, I got your meaning. I never make misteaks, myself. ;)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 6, 2003 at 10:40 PMAAAAUUUUGGHHHHHH!
Just for that, I'm going to send you a whole bunch of Spider Robinson books.
Posted by: David Perron at January 7, 2003 at 06:46 AM