October 02, 2003


Ian Wood has an important question. I don't know why people glom onto disaster porn (which is what I call the endless feast of doom-'n'-gloom news reporting coupled with all those true crime shows) myself. I can't stand watching the news anymore; it's all about the reporters -- the actual events and the people they are reporting about are just props. And don't even get me started about "reality tv."


By the way: to my trolls who seem to think that they are making some sort of cogent point by droning on and on about the "hypocrisy" of the US going after one dictator while leaving others unbothered (which the trolls call "supporting" them) -- I will expect then that when this or some future administration decides, for whatever reason, to go after the next thug nation's psycho regime, that you will wholeheartedly support this action. After all, it's what you want us to do, isn't it?

Oh, it's not?

So what do you want us to do, exactly? (This is a purely rhetorical question, of course -- I am sure the answer is something similar to that answer the alien gave to the president in Independence Day when he asked that very same question. For my foreign trolls, the defeat and destruction of America would please them because they imagine that it would somehow enrich their own native land -- it wouldn't, but they aren't smart enough to figure out. For my American trolls, the defeat and destruction of America would give them a chance to live a real-life version of Fight Club, which they imagine would be neato-keano... Of course what they don't seem to realize is there is only one Helena Bonham-Carter, and she won't be available after the apocalypse.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at October 2, 2003 06:45 AM

Wouldn't it be more like a real-life version of The Road Warrior?

Posted by: Patrick Chester at October 2, 2003 at 06:07 PM

Actually, it'll be a real life grown up version of 8th grade gym class, where our trolls got their little girly asses handed to them over and over.

Anarchy begins to lose it's appeal as one's brainpower and knowledge base grow larger.

Posted by: Eichra Oren at October 3, 2003 at 12:16 AM