August 09, 2003
We wantss your votes, Precioussss...
Oops, Arnie's got some some competition:
A sample of his, erm, campaign platform:
He proposes to rid California of “nasssty industrial factories” and return the area to its natural state, or a slightly altered version: swampland. He also proposes a new solution to the energy crisis that has plagued the state for some time: “When the yellow face goes down…nasssty lights stay off.” When the problem of the decreasing school budgets arose Gollum merely replied, “Teach them about fisssshesss…” In fact, Gollum would like to see California return to the bartering system, using fish as currency instead of dollars.
I wonder how many votes he'll get...
Posted by Andrea Harris at August 9, 2003 11:02 PMThat's a pretty cool campaign poster for Gary, but I thought it was spelled "Coleman"
Posted by: Ken Summers at August 9, 2003 at 11:31 PMHeh heh! I just saw Gollum a few minutes ago! (yes, watching FotR again)
Posted by: Ith at August 10, 2003 at 01:00 AMBad news -- eGray just endorsed him. Says Gollum would obviously continue taking the state in the same direction.
Posted by: McGehee at August 10, 2003 at 07:43 AM