August 08, 2003

Those Evil Americans, Pt. 78946545

Okay, now we are bad because our Hollywood movies cast all the heroes as Americans and all the villains as British. Uh huh. One of the examples the writer uses is Pirates of the Caribbean, totally ignoring the fact that one of the the heroes of the story (the standard-type hero as opposed to the anti-hero type hero played by Johnny Depp) is played by Orlando Bloom, who would surely be surprised to discover that he is American not British.

(Via Steven Den Beste.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at August 8, 2003 06:56 AM
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The author also apparently thinks Davenport is the governor's son, which would presumably make his engagement to the governor's daughter a bit awkward.

Posted by: Kerry at August 8, 2003 at 09:05 AM

Not to mention that a film taking place on British territory in the 1700s would have sounded awfully silly with modern American accents.

Silly man!

Posted by: Ith at August 9, 2003 at 04:48 PM