July 01, 2003
The Campaign to Remove Fun From All of Life, cont.
"Drowning pools"? Jesus H. -- oh, forget it. Why don't we just nail peoples' doors shut? Then they can't leave the house and possibly get hurt
and sue somebody.
Posted by Andrea Harris at July 1, 2003 10:19 PM
this guy marc, okay. Curses, foiled again...)
Y'know, you can just call me 'marc'. It's not that tough.
As long as it's okay with you. (I once referred to Dave at ***Dave Does the Blog by his full name and he wrote back that he wasn't used to seeing his real name (or full name, or something -- it was long, long ago... used instead of "***Dave" or whatever. So now I am nervous about using peoples' names. Unless I am not.)
Nah. More than fine. Plus, there seem to be a plethora of Marcs with blogs. I figure I blend right in. Just don't use my last name.
No last names ever! They couldn't torture it out of me.
Well...that's no fun, then.
This means there won't be one single spot in the pool that isn't piss-warm and clogged with children.
Actually, I like those pools. Not the PUBLIC ones, but the ones that hotels are building now. I want to get in the pool and RELAX. Of course, for those who want to get in the pool and exercise, it sucks. But that's not MY problem. :)
I suspect most of the nimrods quoted in this article don't realize that very young children can drown in just a few inches of water. No, don't tell them. We need to weed out the stupid ones.
Thanks for the reminder!
Note to self, file lawsuit against hammer and nail manufacturers.