Oh god, I just found myself thinking that Tiffany's* version of "I Think We're Alone Now" wasn't half bad. The chick still couldn't dance to save her life, though.
*I was also unaware that she still had a career. I pay no attention to these things, usually.
Posted by Andrea Harris at May 13, 2003 12:05 AMOne of my suitemates in the dorms at IU had the biggest crush on her back then. I can still hear that song in my mind right now. shivers
Posted by: mike at May 13, 2003 at 02:27 AMYeah, it's still in my brain too. Now I remember why I hated Tiffany...
Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 13, 2003 at 03:05 AMAs a Debbie - um, Deborah - Gibson fan of long standing, obviously I have no room to talk.
Posted by: CGHill at May 13, 2003 at 08:23 AMYou juxtaposed a post about Tiffany with a Pixies song title? The horror . . . the horror . . .
Posted by: Phil at May 13, 2003 at 09:25 AMYeah, she posed for Playboy. I could say all sorts of icky things like you can listen to her songs while you're viewing her nekkid picture during an "I think I'm alone now" self-love session, but I won't.
Posted by: Yahmdallah at May 13, 2003 at 09:48 AM[VOICE FROM TINY HALF-HUMAN HALF-FLY] Help me! Help meeeeeee.... [/VOICE FROM TINY HALF-HUMAN HALF-FLY]
Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 13, 2003 at 10:29 AMDid I ever mention that Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two-headed love child?
But that was over a decade ago.
Posted by: David Perron at May 13, 2003 at 12:11 PMSurely you didn't think his last name was Nixon, did you?
Posted by: CGHill at May 13, 2003 at 03:43 PMI always prefered Debbie Gibson for very daft reasoning. Her music was almost as inane, but she wrote it herself so it was more genuine than some 30-something writing cheesy teenage hits. Of course, Debbie now Deborah Gibson, has transferred into a successful West-End career in Grease and other things. It was always fairly clear which one of the two had the talent.
Posted by: Andrew Ian Castel-Dodge at May 14, 2003 at 02:10 PMDavid Perron is Mojo Nixon's real name?
Shhhhhh....
No, actually I'm Skid Roper. Either that or the Reverend Buck Naked.
Posted by: David Perron at May 14, 2003 at 09:41 PM