I need 6.3 of them. Woohoo! I rule. Get out of my way, puny humans! (Was that the proper reaction to this quiz? Well, it feels proper to me -- and everyone knows that if it's based on feelings, then it is proper.)
(Via The World Wide Rant and Lileks.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at April 23, 2003 10:30 AM14.
But I need 3 1/2 planets to support the entire world with a lifestyle comparable to mine.
Which is basically, bullshit.
Another watermelon scare campaign.
MonkeyPants
Imperial Falconer
Got you beat, Andrea...7.2. :)
But did you look at Lileks? He noted that the results change depending on what country you're from.
No bias here, move along...
Posted by: Demosthenes at April 23, 2003 at 11:45 AM7.7! probably because I have a bloody long commute to work each day. The shelter questions are a bit weird, though. Are they asking how many people per unit, or in the apartment building overall?
Posted by: Chris C. at April 23, 2003 at 11:55 AM5.8 planets? That's it??? That's all I consume????
Dammit, I gotta get on the stick - ideally one carved from a rain-forest harvested redwood.
Posted by: earl camembert at April 23, 2003 at 12:06 PM9.6 planets. Best fire up the space colonization ships and get to terraformin', because I don't plan to scale back.
Posted by: Kerry at April 23, 2003 at 12:16 PM{{{Awe}}}
I'm going to have to trade my Echo in for a Ford Explorer.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 23, 2003 at 12:21 PMMan, everybody beat me. I only got two planets. I guess I'm going to have to eat more meat and buy a Ford Expedition. I guess being a poor graduate student is good for the environment (at least compared to you guys.)
Posted by: Jason at April 23, 2003 at 01:30 PMBetter clarify 39 units, 8.8 planets. Kerry, you got me beat, so I'm gonna buy an SUV and start feeding red meat to stray dogs.
Posted by: Squirrel at April 23, 2003 at 03:29 PMHeh. I drive a Saturn. I just rack up a ton of miles to make up for that good gas mileage.
Posted by: Kerry at April 23, 2003 at 05:48 PMWeenies. I need a dozen planets just to park all my cars.
Posted by: Paul Zrimsek at April 23, 2003 at 06:48 PMI got all the way up to 25-ish with true answers (I just had to say I lived in the States, not Costa Rica). Yay! Go me! Bow down before me, pitiful non-environment-despoiling worms!
Posted by: David Gillies at April 24, 2003 at 05:47 PM6.3 planets, eh?
So you are the one using up all of my oxygen. I guess I'm going to have to take care of all of you squatters and freeloaders. You all have to leave. Now.
(Just kidding.)
Posted by: Mike Orris at April 24, 2003 at 11:37 PMYou're all a bunch of damned tree huggers. I'd need 18.4 planets to support everyone in my lifestyle. But then who'd cook the freedom fries?
Posted by: Kingslasher at April 25, 2003 at 01:04 PM