April 04, 2003

Baht ahv cawse!

Andrea
is a
Tofu-Eating Rhesus Monkey

...with a Battle Rating of 3.7


To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can
defeat Andrea, enter your name:

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 4, 2003 12:42 AM
Comments

I'm a "5.4 Burger-Eating Super Monkey;" now maybe someone could tell me if that's a good thing or not...

Posted by: Xenophon at April 4, 2003 at 02:59 AM

Make mine a Lemon Eating Cowboy Monkey...

Posted by: jkrank at April 4, 2003 at 06:07 AM

Wouldn't you think "King Kong" would score better than "Kevin"? I thought so, but I was wrong.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 4, 2003 at 08:39 AM

David the Plankton-Eating Librarian Monkey just barely beats you with a 3.9.

Posted by: David Jaroslav at April 4, 2003 at 10:47 AM

Once it's known that I'm a 7.2 Sausage-Eating War Monkey, I'll never date again.

Posted by: Julie at April 4, 2003 at 11:41 AM

Heh.
Kathy K
the Coconut-Eating Psycho Monkey
Battle Rating : 8.1

Posted by: Kathy K at April 4, 2003 at 12:51 PM

Banana-eating Ninja Monkey here. Eight point freaking one!

Posted by: Christopher Johnson at April 4, 2003 at 12:57 PM

Jeez, my basic, learned the hard way, chivalorous instincts were betrayed when my 8.8 fire-eating monkey defeated the lovely Ms. Harris.
My hearfelt apologies at such brutal behavior.

Posted by: MikeD at April 4, 2003 at 01:10 PM

Jeez, my basic, learned the hard way, chivalorous instincts were betrayed when my 8.8 fire-eating monkey defeated the lovely Ms. Harris.
My hearfelt apologies at such brutal behavior.

Posted by: MikeD at April 4, 2003 at 01:10 PM

Oz, the Purple People Eating Web Monkey wins another one.:)

Posted by: Gary Utter at April 4, 2003 at 01:11 PM

Oz, the Purple People Eating Web Monkey wins another one.:)

Posted by: Gary Utter at April 4, 2003 at 01:15 PM

Alas, I'm only a Crumpet-Eating Macaque Monkey at 5.2. Under my real name, I'm a Bug-Eating Robot Monkey at 7.0!

Posted by: BarCodeKing at April 4, 2003 at 01:55 PM

"Bone eating Librarian Monkey?"

Posted by: Jack at April 4, 2003 at 03:26 PM

um - my monkey beat your monkey

Posted by: nikita demosthenes at April 4, 2003 at 05:39 PM

... the funny thing was that Michele at "a small victory" was a "banana-eating war monkey" ...

hey, this monkey thing really works!

Posted by: nikita demosthenes at April 4, 2003 at 05:41 PM

I don't put much credence in this battle monkey thing, given that http://thesurrealist.co.uk/monkey.cgi?att=google&def=yahoo on the other hand bryan the Bug-Eating Assassin Monkey
with a Battle Rating of 7.1 is willing to take on anyone that eats food somewhat more appetising than Bugs and who is of a monkey species the name of which does not imply violence or that would not be useful as an adjective in describing any of the Four Horsemen.

Posted by: bryan at April 5, 2003 at 08:04 AM

Try 'Jacques Chiraq'. This thing is psychic!

Posted by: Steven J Meyer at April 5, 2003 at 01:33 PM

Yesterday I was a Crumpet-eating Magic Monkey with a mighty 7.5. Today I am but a Burger-eating Love Monkey of merely 4.2. Humph.
Still beat ya, though! ;-)
Great site!
Terminal Angst, loyal subject of Emperor Misha I

Posted by: Terminal Angst at April 5, 2003 at 02:54 PM