March 23, 2003

Oscarzzzz Pt. 6897

I don't get this montage of Oscar winners just sitting there and applauding themselves. Talk about boring filler.

Dustin Hoffman looks like his best friend just died. What's up with that?

Jeez, I thought half these actors were dead. Maybe it's a "we're not dead yet, Hollywood!" thing. I dunno.

I still haven't gotten over how grizzled and old Chris Connelly looks. What's next, Kurt Loder is fat and bald?

Olivia De Havilland wins "best gown" if you ask me. Nice blue color, tasteful without making her look like she's ready for her own funeral. I can't believe I'm talking about the gowns. Somebody shoot me.

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 23, 2003 11:33 PM
Comments

Dustin is unhappy because his pal Mike got booed.

Posted by: Gary Utter at March 23, 2003 at 11:45 PM

I think Dustin is feeling kind of old. He keeps making all these really self-conscious jokes about it.

Posted by: Kevin Parrott at March 24, 2003 at 12:24 AM