March 15, 2003

They're ugly, they're naked, and they're here

Aarrgghh! My eyes! They burn! The ugly people are getting naked for Saddam peace. (Don't go there unless you haven't eaten recently. I'm not kidding. Your stomach will try to crawl up your esophagus and strangle you.)

But hey, you know what? Should this idea spread, I think that it could be the final nail in the coffin of this so-called peace movement. I mean, it's one thing when it's coy pics of nekkid hippies taken from far off so that they look like an arrangement of mouse fetuses or maybe brine shrimp are all that we see of this peace nakedity movement. But once they reveal their shaved genitalia and acne scars in full frontal closeup to the general public, you know that revulsion towards the cause the ugly ones espouse isn't far behind.

So pass it on. Momentary blindness and insanity is a small price to pay. And therapy (and lots of sweet, sweet booze) will help you forget. In time.

(Via Tim Blair.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 15, 2003 12:54 AM
Comments

Er, I must admit, a few of those women are nice-looking. %-)

Posted by: Dean Esmay at March 15, 2003 at 01:18 AM

Not the ones I saw. But then I didn't go a-hunting after the first couple of looks.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at March 15, 2003 at 01:40 AM

There's something interesting to me that it's primarily women.

Actually I find it interesting on several levels.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at March 15, 2003 at 05:51 AM

I think I'd like to blind right now, just to get that out of my head.

Posted by: Patty at March 15, 2003 at 09:53 AM

So when are the pro-war women getting nekkid? On the whole, they are much better looking and certainly better groomed.

Posted by: Ken Summers at March 15, 2003 at 12:06 PM

Nekid hippy women, sounds about as enticing as nekid French women. All that hair and petuli...eww!

Posted by: Andrew at March 15, 2003 at 12:46 PM

Somebody throw 'em a pork chop...them chilluns is downright anorexic.

Posted by: Rita at March 15, 2003 at 03:38 PM

Yikes! Some of those girls were scary. I'm with Asparagirl on this one - us foaming-at-the-mouth baby-killers need to get nekkid 'n' nasty for WAR!!! But in the privacy of our own homes, so as not to frighten the horses. Make love AND war! Twice the bang for your buck.

Sorry.

Posted by: David Gillies at March 15, 2003 at 06:09 PM

F--k peace. No, I'm sure we warmongers are better looking. There ought to be a website for us to gratuitously take our clothes off.

Posted by: RJT at March 15, 2003 at 06:55 PM

I have to concur. Maybe one or two of them would do if one were on a tequila drunk, but you'd have to be huffing paint thinner to find most of them attractive.

I wonder how many copies of http://www.goatse.cx they're getting in their mailbox? (Trust me, you don't want to click that. Really.)

Posted by: Niccolo Machiavelli at March 15, 2003 at 08:10 PM

Girl: What can we do for the peace movement?
Guy: (Damn, did she say piece?) Well I got this new digital camera. Why don't you, uh, like, take your clothes off or something.

....men are such pigs...and, judging from the photos, so are the girls.

Regards

Posted by: John Johns at March 15, 2003 at 09:33 PM

Niccolo, the pic at that link seemed to be of an idiotarian showing off his brain. Am I right?

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at March 16, 2003 at 10:15 AM

Kevin, you were warned. There was a brilliant spoof movie poster on SomethingAwful for 'The Ring': First you see goatse.cx, then you die.

It's true that the Conservative/Libertarian Axis of Warmongering has the hottest chicks. Why is this?

Posted by: David Gillies at March 16, 2003 at 11:58 PM