"One, two, three, four, we don't want your ratings-stealing, tv-audience-diverting war!" So sayeth the Oscar organizers. To think that people might be glued to the news channels showing real-live conflict instead of watching Hollywood actors wearing thousand-dollar outfits making their anti-America-and-the troops antiwar speeches. Oh, the humanity!
Would this be why the initial war operation is code named Envelope Please? (Just a rumor I want to start.)
Posted by: Fred Boness at March 11, 2003 at 02:38 PMWow. Do you suppose one of the factors in W's sceduling of the beginning of the war is the date of the Oscars?
I'm sure it's not, but I wish it were. I'd be impressed.
Posted by: Paul A'Barge at March 11, 2003 at 04:19 PMI bet Michael Moore thinks this is all part of a plot to divert attention from his winning an Oscar for Bowling for Columbine.
Posted by: TV's Grady at March 11, 2003 at 04:24 PMI like Paul's suggestion. It'd be his way of telling Clinton, "Wag this."
Not that Clinton ever needed prompting...
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at March 11, 2003 at 09:33 PM