Maybe it's because their gums are full of splinters from using natural, Allah-pleasing toothbrushes made out of twigs.
(Via hippies are for barbecuing.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at March 1, 2003 03:16 AMWhat do you get when religion is allowed to dominate a culture? Stuck in the 12th century. I especially liked the spiritual benefits.
Posted by: joy at March 1, 2003 at 08:12 AMWTF? That is way weird.
BTW, that blog is largely wrong. Most hippies are now old and dried out, and no longer good for barbecuing.
Hippies are for Braising or Stewing or Grinding.
Posted by: Ken Summers at March 1, 2003 at 12:49 PMI think you have to hang them up for a while to "cure," like pheasant.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at March 2, 2003 at 01:12 AM