No, really, it is. Go check it out and make sure you look at "see all possible results." Note how Mother Theresa, the staunch anti-abortionist, is the quiz-maker's idea of someone who is "0% Republican." Anyway, here's my result:
How Republican Are You?
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I came out at 0% Republican and total saint. I cannot see any fault in this quiz.
Posted by: Juan Gato at February 17, 2003 at 10:09 PMOMG! I'm too ashamed to tell what it said about me....
...Oh alright. It said I'm 0% Republican, a saint. HA! You're right. It's rigged.
Posted by: Lynn S at February 17, 2003 at 10:13 PMSaid I'm 100% Republican and a pure evil. Sounds about right.
Posted by: Frank J. at February 17, 2003 at 10:56 PMHeeheehee. I'm 0% Republican.
Funny. I voted for Bush, hate what Democrats have become as a party, and really like the current crop of Republicans running the Congress. Although I wish they'd get serious about cutting spending.
Oh well. :-)
Posted by: Dean Esmay at February 17, 2003 at 11:33 PMHmmm...this poll is blatantly rigged, as most of the questions leave me asking "you mean there's no other answer?" That said, I STILL scored 100% Republican and Pure Evil. Alert the media: that must be why I work for the Florida House of Representatives.
Posted by: David Jaroslav at February 18, 2003 at 12:48 AMI got like 85%, whatever took me into Pure Evil territory. Gee, the author of that quiz has no issues.
Posted by: Patty at February 18, 2003 at 01:35 AM29% Generally liberal. Instructive of only one thing: The utterly ludicrous biases of the fringe left. I cannot recall a better recent example of substituting demonization of one's opponents for thought. Well, except for the vast majority of this past weekend's "peace" protestors....
The sad part is, whoever out it together probably thinks it's all terribly funny. Leftie humour at its best.
Posted by: Dodd at February 18, 2003 at 04:34 PMI also am a "cynical liberal," which is half-correct. Guess which half.
Posted by: Don at February 18, 2003 at 04:57 PMAah, we always knew... now it can be told!
Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 18, 2003 at 05:10 PMActually, I think this (http://www.defectiveyeti.com/archives/000524.html) is the most rigged quiz.
Posted by: wheels at February 18, 2003 at 10:56 PM