Too Much To Dream

Home of the Ghost Lords

Hee hee -- this has been making the rounds: you've seen the Bad Engrish captions for bootleg versions of Fellowship, now marvel at the ones for The Two Towers. My favorites, just from the first page, are

• the one I used for the title
• Frodo asking Gollum for some odd reason "Haven't you Gomes" (I know that this movie is pretty Goth, but I didn't realize the Addams family was supposed to be involved)
• This one guaranteed to strike fear in the hearts of Linux users everywhere: "Release him or else I will cut you off root!"
• This complaint by Concerned Shopper Wormtongue: "Can you not see that your uncle is varied by your mall content?"
• And last, a little pronoun confusion: "too long i wanted my sister
." Those Rohirrim were jes' hillbillies after all.

And that's not all! Read the rest.

(Link sent to me by Dean Esmay. Uh... thanks!)

Posted by Andrea Harris at February 2, 2003 10:38 AM