July 10, 2003

QUIK QUIZ

Who said this?

"I haven't had a boy in a really long time."

Was it:

a) Father Michael O’Buggery, of the Holy Mary Joseph Church of St. Jeebus
b) Dr Shahbaz Arif
c) Britney Spears

Posted by Tim Blair at July 10, 2003 07:49 PM
Comments

Surely the correct answer is (d) Germaine Greer.

Posted by: The Mongrel at July 10, 2003 at 10:56 PM

"I'd hit it."

Posted by: Clarke Kent at July 10, 2003 at 10:58 PM

Here's another one.

I wish she'd hold my snake.

Posted by: Clarke Kent at July 10, 2003 at 11:07 PM

Ms. Spears...the things I would do to you.

Posted by: Drake at July 11, 2003 at 12:14 AM

I read that yesterday. She said that she has never been with anyone other than Justin. I find the Fred Durst account more believable. By miles.

Posted by: Bob71 at July 11, 2003 at 01:03 AM

Britney's not a virgin? Who'd a thunk it? I tell you, that was the most surprising bit of news I read all day.

Posted by: David Gillies at July 11, 2003 at 02:29 AM

God, what a waste of electricity that was!

Posted by: Pete at July 11, 2003 at 02:46 AM

Hahahahaha!

e) Sheik Yassin
f) Phillip Bell

Posted by: Jonny at July 11, 2003 at 05:58 AM

Yasser Arafat - no wait, he probably has

Posted by: rem0tly at July 11, 2003 at 10:06 AM

Nah, they're time sharing the same boy which is why they go without periodically.

Posted by: d at July 11, 2003 at 10:22 AM

I thought it might have been the pirate out of the "Wiggles". I wonder if he also has a Brass Bound Buggery Box?

Posted by: paul bickford at July 11, 2003 at 11:18 AM

It was me - and I'm getting desperate.

Posted by: Rob at July 11, 2003 at 12:41 PM

"Thou Shalt Not Brittney Spear"

Posted by: Ron Barassi Hitler c/- TISM at July 11, 2003 at 01:03 PM