Seeds of Our Demise, Part 4,863
Everything that is wrong with American culture today is encapsulated in this paragraph:
Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson’s bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs’ wedding.
(Via.)
August 24th, 2005 at 7:52 pm
Following the given hotlink I found another link on the page about the same comedian and his encounter with Naomi Wolf :
“London - Feminist writer Naomi Wolf has reportedly called in lawyers after being the victim of a spoof interview with Ali G.
She claims she was used for racist humour, after the comic accosted her at a hotel in New York for his new US chat show.
It is thought Wolf was furious when Ali - alias Sacha Baron Cohen - boasted to her that he called his girlfriend, Julie, bitch in bed.
And he got her to rap: “Yo, yo, don’t be sexist, I’ll let you ride in my Lexus.”
He then asked the author - who writes women’s rights books - if females would ever fly airliners.
She said they already did, and he said: “No, not the people who hand out the peanuts, but sitting in the pilot’s seat.”
Ali also joked that if women were given equal rights at work, “they’ll want them at home”. - Ananova.com”
God, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time!
August 24th, 2005 at 10:06 pm
I think it was Janette at Common Sense Runs Wild who recently compared Pam to a cross between Tammy Faye Bakker and Dolly Parton. That’s insulting to Dolly Parton. This–
Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her Golden Retriever Star to Chihuahua Luca.
–convinces me Charo is the better fit. Coochie-coochie!
August 25th, 2005 at 1:00 am
Bring Back The Flying Lawnmowers!
The not-so-good side of Western Civilisation, all wrapped up and tied in a bow:Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson’s bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs’ wedding….
August 25th, 2005 at 3:27 am
This line was also interesting:
August 25th, 2005 at 5:59 am
Excellent news. I have been wishing that moron to get his head kicked in for many a moon. Too bad it was not more serious. He is not funny and he is a total wanker.
August 25th, 2005 at 7:32 am
Wow.
I know all of the words in that paragraph you posted, I just never thought I’d live to see them all together. It’s almost like one of those give-a-monkey-a-typewriter things.
(Hey - maybe that’s it. Maybe that’s the real answer to the universe - that we are all actually the creation of a cadre of typing monkeys. That would explain a lot of the random crap that happens).
Seriously though: a dog wedding?!?!? Some people have too much money/too much free time.