I hate April Fool’s Day. I think it is totally pointless and annoying. No, this is not an April Fool’s joke. I won’t be turning my blog into some sort of Pretend Moonbat Liberal blog running Che Guevara adoration pictures, nor will I be going around to other sites doing god knows what because I’ve bought into the great waste of time and nerves known as April Fool’s Day. Just for the record, I don’t like practical jokes or surprise parties or anything like that either. “Fun” activities like that aren’t fun, they’re hostility disguised as fun. They’re all about controlling the object of the “fun” — “Let’s make Andrea jump and shriek! It’ll be funny!” No it won’t. My foot up the joker’s ass — now that will be funny.
No this is not a fucking April Fool’s Day joke.