Come, children, enter my Chamber of Lameness, and see what is exhibited therein. In this glass case over here we have some dusty old notions that were recently being passed off by Mr. Alan Sullivan as New Fresh Insights. Did you know that women shouldn’t dress too showily less it scare fragile, delicate men? […]
Archive for February, 2005
That boy just ain’t right.
That gay guy who’s interviewing everyone and right now is fondling some thong panties from a display of some lingerie company that’s sponsoring the show: am I alone in wanting to slap him until my arm falls off?
I did get to see David Duchovny, though. He looks pretty good for a man his age.
Okay, I know you’ve all been dying of curiosity to see who is on my blogroll, so I’ve loaded it up on a separate page. Go to the sidebar menu and scroll down to “Links” and you’ll see it at the bottom.
Can you tell I’m bored and out of ideas? Anyway, here goes:
1. What’s your favorite kind of cookie?
Pepperidge Farms Orange Milano.
2. Who is America’s most overrated actor?
Meryl Streep. She always does that same wet-eyed thing. Gives me the creeps.
3. Name a guilty pleasure.
EWTN. There’s something very soothing about religious tv where no one is shouting, […]
Sorry for the similar headline but I’m tired and I have a sinus headache. What else is new; but hey! Our Betters in the Intelligentsia are working on ways to save humanity from the slightest twinge of discomfort, so I’m secure in the knowledge that if I’m still headachy and lacking in energy a few […]
Speaking of the culture of death, it looks like I wasted my sympathy on Hunter S. Thompson’s wife and son. Oh well. I’m a square too. We can be dumb that way.
If making abortion illegal will bring a little “searing pain” to stupid cows like this Adele Horin person it will be worth it. No really, this bitch thinks adopted kids like me would have been better off killed because giving me away might have made my birth mother sad:
These women gave birth in hypocritical times […]
OMG, there is so much fiskable goodness in this article that I don’t know where to begin. It’s the sort of thing that makes me wish I had played hooky from work so I could spend all morning chewing it to bits.
Full disclosure: I used to have ambitions of becoming a librarian. For some […]
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Update: I think instead of putting him in the banner or sidebar I’ll use him for certain posts, kind of like Ace’s cowbell.