Archive for the 'Yuks' Category

Crackhead

Saturday, December 31st, 2005

The saga of a man who is not pleased that his motorcycle has become a crackhead supply closet.
(Via Accidental Verbosity.)

Volare

Friday, December 30th, 2005

This pilot is my new hero:
A drunken passenger on a holiday flight from England to Spain was dropped at a tiny island off the African coast after he swore at the cabin crew, a newspaper reported Friday. The plane’s captain decided to leave the man at Porto Santo, a volcanic outcrop in the Atlantic, after […]

Not safe for eyes

Sunday, December 18th, 2005

Note to self: don’t visit Harry Hutton’s blog from work for a while. A long while.

A flightless bird

Saturday, December 10th, 2005

Foreigner attempts to cook a turkey for the first time in his life. Hilarity ensues. (Also some recipe suggestions I am saving, if I ever do decide to cook a whole turkey.)

“Or I’ll beat you with a Baby Jesus”

Sunday, December 4th, 2005

Foamy the Squirrel wants Christmas to be Christmas. (See? Glenn Reynolds is still good for something.)
In other news… I’m still feeling a bit under the weather, so I’m not going to take the long trip to the mall as I’d planned. I just don’t think I can cope with the various aromas of bus exhaust […]

Veep

Thursday, December 1st, 2005

Dick Cheney, the Man, the Myth, the Legend. It’s all in the comments. Sample:
Little known fact: The reason House Democrats all voted against Murtha’s resolution is that, during bathroom breaks before the vote, Cheney ambushed them in the break rooms and cut their testicles off.
He keeps them in a jar on his desk.
Democrats had […]

Worst restaurant experience ever

Monday, November 28th, 2005

If I had been at that restaurant, I don’t think I could have prevented my Inner Crazy Old Spinster Lady from standing up and yelling “Wow, you think your enema was bad? Let me tell you about my last gynecological exam! Let’s just say I regretted not ever having gotten into vaginal fisting!”
Two can play […]

Jikes! - Fahrenheit 1861

Sunday, November 27th, 2005

“What if Michael Moore and Ken Burns worked together to make a documentary?” Via Dean Esmay. (Google: is there anything it can’t do?)

Aim the laser cannons!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

All I can do is repeat-o-link: hippies are visible from space. Gaia-hating polluters!

The Dilbert Blog

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2005

I know I’m late to this, and this is about as suprising as the fact that Dave Barry has a blog, but Scott Adams has a blog too. I hope he makes half of his commenters up himself; otherwise I’d have to believe that the nimrod/normal human being ratio is more off-kilter than I thought.