Archive for the 'Psycho' Category

Jesus is coming, look busy

Wednesday, December 21st, 2005

Clap for the Twelfth Imam:
“O mighty Lord,” Mr. Ahmadinejad intoned to his surprised audience, “I pray to you to hasten the emergence of your last repository, the promised one, that perfect and pure human being, the one that will fill this world with justice and peace.”
Be careful what you wish for.
(Via Ace of Spades.)
Update: I’ve […]

Love makes the world go ’round

Monday, August 15th, 2005

I’ve deleted a few hysterical posts by trolls from the blog lately, but this is the first one that’s actually threatened me:
Remember this: Your words are actions, and you Will pay dearly for them. The web is a public record. Your posts are published. Your ip is public. And you’re […]

The Country of the Nine-Fingered People

Tuesday, June 21st, 2005

Every once in a while the peculiar deformation of humanity known as Fred Phelps makes himself and his family available to the television cameras. The default response to the resulting circus are usually remarks about inbreeding, and a little more recently, speculations upon the resemblance of the attitude of Mr. Phelps & Co. to certain […]

Hemp Hands

Monday, April 25th, 2005

There are a number of things I would rather do than read anything by Alice Walker. Self-administered-lobotomy with a heated knitting needle, having my hip boned drilled out and filled with hot lead, skydiving with a garbage bag full of toasters strapped to my back in lieu of a parachute… I have been revolted by […]

Clovis Smitz

Sunday, March 13th, 2005

I got the following email from concerned reader Clovis Smitz:
You sound liek real fuck wits and morons, real creeps, I feel sorry for youi
I’m not sure what Mr. Smitz is upset about; that was apparently beyond his ability to express.
My favorite part of Mr. Smitz’s email, however, was this automated tagline from his email […]

Well, number 26 is kind of funny

Sunday, March 6th, 2005

Eels???
Eels.
Whatever.
Update: heh heh.

Googly oogly

Thursday, March 3rd, 2005

Huh. I just get search queries for things like “allah,” “hateful religion,” and “.” Anyway, in honor of FAD’s top ranking for certain search terms I leave you with this:

Fresh Hell

Friday, February 4th, 2005

Whilst innocently tripping through Jim Treacher’s website, I came upon this little treasure, left in the comments to this post (updated note: I should point out it’s not safe for work — or for any place or time, really):

—BUNNYPANTS WEARS THE CROWN–
Kerry took a dive in the election race…
now i’ve got egg on my face…
bushpussy […]