Loved him in “Bosom Buddies,” though

Say, about that whole controversy with Tom Hanks saying “we” fought the Japanese in World War 2 because we were racists, or whatever — could it be that he’s just embarrassed about all the Hollywood B-movies they put out during the war that portrayed the Japanese as yellow, slant-eyed, simian little creeps with high-pitched screeching voices? He meant that “we” to refer to Hollywood culture, not the country at large, but it just came out all wrong. Oh well, I’m pretty sure it’s all George W. Bush’s fault somehow.

Recursive post

Supposedly this plugin will connect me to my Twitter page.

Update: Okay, it worked.

Jitters

In honor of the latest Democra– I mean non-partisan, not-affiliated-with-any-political belief — response to the Tea Party movement — the totally grassroots, completely spontaneous, 100-percent dedicated to civility in politics, Coffee Party, I bring to you the The 5 Phases of Caffeine Intake.

Count me in

Hmmm… “fright wing.” I like it.

We need a cleanup of some colossal gall on aisle five…

“Go ahead,” the Washington Post editors said, “publish Howell Raines scolding Fox News for breaches against ‘journalistic ethics.’ It’s been ages since the Jayson Blair thing — no one remembers that!”

The internet says hi, Washington Post editors!

Guess where I’m off to

Green Valley Book Fair

And then to Vietnamese food in Harrisonburg.

Later, my children.

Update: today’s book fair loot:

Wieland and Memoirs of Carwin the Biloquist, by Charles Brockden Brown (both in the same volume).

Dickens’ Bleak House.

The Mabinogion, translated by Sioned Davies.

Airman’s Odyssey, which is comprised of Wind, Sand and Stars, Night Flight, and Flight to Arras, by Antoine de Saint-ExupĂ©ry. (I never had much use for The Little Prince, but these books, his accounts of his pilot exploits in the early days of flight, sounded interesting.

A nice Everyman hardcover edition of The Tale of Genji.

A hardcover set of The World of Short Stories, selected by Clifton Fadiman, which was only $1.99 perhaps because unlike most of the other hardcovers there it lacked a book jacket.

Except for Dickens and The Mabinogion, I’m quite unfamiliar with everything I bought. (Well I’ve heard of the Tale of Genji, but I’ve never read it.) We’ll see if I’ve expanded my horizons in any direction in the coming weeks.

Death spiral

In the middle of the worst economic crisis since the Great Depression, the New York State legislature proposes to destroy New York’s restaurant business. I just hope I’m able to visit New York City before they pass this law and render every meal prepared in that state inedible.

All your fish are belong to us


The American people will eat their Federally-distributed fake crab legs and soy tuna substitute and like it. However, not to worry — all of us in the time-traveling business know that after the Federal takeover of the waters the fish bred freely, and soon evolved into a race of ruthless, cunning aquatic warriors, who first took over the seas, then the land (slaughtering all life upon it including all human life — what, you think that killer whale killing that trainer was just some sort of bizarre accident?), and then raised the seas so that nothing but the highest mountain ranges were exposed. There they sent recalcitrant subjects to be executed. The rest of the time was spent worshipping and invoking Great Cthulhu, who finally (in what would have been the year 167299 AD) gained enough strength to return from the chaotic other nothingness, and that was the beginning of the Great Devouring, when the armies of the Great Old One set forth from the former Earth and started a war in which whole galaxies were not just destroyed, but made to never have been formed and existed at all.

If only humanity had been more vigilant.

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What Communism really does to people


To my fellow “right wing extremists”: when someone of a liberal persuasion, or from some semi-socialist Western European country, or someone like that, asks you in studied perplexity why we hate the very idea of anything that so much as gives off a whiff of socialism, tell them it’s because we don’t want things like this to happen here:

“Communism changed our mentality,” said Daniel Apostol, editor in chief of Romania’s Money Channel. “We are still fighting now to come back to what we were. We lost the culture of private property. We lost this sense of privacy and respecting each other’s time and respecting people as individuals, as human beings. That was the worst thing that happened to us. This is why we are struggling so much now to get back to the capitalist society, to the free market, which can run only if there is respect for private property.”

 

Or this:

“At the macro level,” she said, “it was known that in Romania people were killed, but there are personal stories which were completely unknown. When we move to the micro level, the human level, we help the families find the bodies and learn what happened to each person.”

 

“What was the main thing that could get a person killed during the communist era?” I said.

 

“Most of them were killed because they opposed the collectivization process,” she said.

Remember, none of the former communist countries thought things would go so bad. We’re no more human than the Romanians; it can happen here.

Read the whole thing.

Morning kicked me in the head again


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