November 08, 2003

Vegetables in cars

It seems that PETA is after the car industry to make special provisions for vegetarians. Yo, meat-haters, get a car with cloth seats; leather seats only come in luxury editions of cars. Say -- what are the compassion fascists in PETA doing promoting the use of environment-killing luxury cars anyway? In fact -- shouldn't they be protesting the existence of cars? I can't tell you how much roadkill I've seen in my life, but those squished armadillos weren't killed by vegans on bikes.

Oh -- and PS: god, look at all that beautiful leather. Why was I born rich instead of beautiful? I was at the mall today, and when I went into the store that beautful scent of tanned animal hide surrounded me.

Posted by Andrea Harris at November 8, 2003 08:58 PM

Do PETA members have lives? or jobs?

Posted by: Dodo David at November 8, 2003 at 10:02 PM

Um, it isn't enough that I would have to pay a lot of EXTRA money to get leather?

Posted by: Ken Summers at November 9, 2003 at 07:32 PM