November 05, 2003

The Semanticist and the Pedant

... sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G... Indeed, what to call the Evil Ones™ who attack both civilians and military personnel indiscriminately? There seems to be some fuss over the proper use of the word "terrorist" -- it seems that improper usage of the term violates union rule 4205-C section VI of the Code of Journalistic Rules. I have a solution. Why not just call the ones committing the aforementioned indiscriminate slaughter "dogfuckers"? That's what I do. (Note: sensitive souls may want to call them "dogf**kers" -- which of course means "dogfilkers" -- which means people who sing folk songs based on cheesy scifi stories to dogs.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at November 5, 2003 10:35 PM


Posted by: Ken Summers at November 6, 2003 at 08:50 AM

Dogfarkers. People who photoshop pictures of dogs, poorly.

Posted by: Sigivald at November 6, 2003 at 03:46 PM

Oprah Self-f**kers.

Posted by: McGehee at November 6, 2003 at 10:26 PM

Whoa, McGehee. That's harsh.

Posted by: Ken Summers at November 6, 2003 at 11:39 PM