Too Much To Dream

Wheeler and Feynman once postulated that all the electrons in the universe were actually the same electron bouncing back and forth through time. I guess it would work for kooks, too.

The thing that Usenet taught me was that it's not as easy as you'd think to tell who's really crazy, and who's just an asshole. (Usenet-wise, this is only really important if you feel bad about taunting the genuinely mentally ill.)

I would just like to interrupt that I've been POOPING ALL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS ON MY BLOG!

Huh. You call that POOP? That was no POOP! From what I read sounds like you have the same problem I did after I passed my kidney stone. (Just think: poop --> passing --> nothing much coming out --> trip to the drugstore for a tube of Preparation H.)

For the record, I haven't watched my dvd of The Two Towers yet. I am waiting for when I finally move into my new apartment (less than one week thank god) and hook up my dvd player. Then I am going to sit there with a bottle of Sangria and maybe some chips and have an all-night Lord of the Rings (Fellowship of the Ring extended version plus the Two Towers theatrical release plus extra discs from both if I have not passed out by then) party. If it makes you feel any better I doubt I will go see Return of the King in theaters the very first night it comes out. All those people dressed like elves, oy. I will probably see it later in the week.

By the way, I have major DMS (During Mentruation Syndrome, aka "AMMS" -- All Month Menstrual Syndrome, aka "WTFIMS" -- When The Fuck Is Menopause? Sydrome) so any weirdness, seemingly causeless irritation, random psychosis, and so forth can be blamed on my godforsaken, useless hormones and swollen, irritated, about-to-explode-from-my-body-like-aliens-from-Aliens organs. Word of advice: if any female anywhere tells you how much she enjoys being a woman, RUN! FOR GOD'S SAKE RUN, MAN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

I will poop harder next time.

Nemesis and that bloke have a lot in common.

You don't have me on your blogroll? You obviously hate me.

Guess I'll go eat worms.