September 29, 2003

An oldie but a goodie

Could all the trolls that have been infecting blogs since 9/11/01 be this person? Who knows. Stranger things have happened.

Posted by Andrea Harris at September 29, 2003 06:15 PM

Wheeler and Feynman once postulated that all the electrons in the universe were actually the same electron bouncing back and forth through time. I guess it would work for kooks, too.

The thing that Usenet taught me was that it's not as easy as you'd think to tell who's really crazy, and who's just an asshole. (Usenet-wise, this is only really important if you feel bad about taunting the genuinely mentally ill.)

Posted by: Angie Schultz at September 29, 2003 at 06:30 PM

I would just like to interrupt that I've been POOPING ALL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS ON MY BLOG!

Posted by: Steve H. at September 29, 2003 at 10:53 PM

Huh. You call that POOP? That was no POOP! From what I read sounds like you have the same problem I did after I passed my kidney stone. (Just think: poop --> passing --> nothing much coming out --> trip to the drugstore for a tube of Preparation H.)

For the record, I haven't watched my dvd of The Two Towers yet. I am waiting for when I finally move into my new apartment (less than one week thank god) and hook up my dvd player. Then I am going to sit there with a bottle of Sangria and maybe some chips and have an all-night Lord of the Rings (Fellowship of the Ring extended version plus the Two Towers theatrical release plus extra discs from both if I have not passed out by then) party. If it makes you feel any better I doubt I will go see Return of the King in theaters the very first night it comes out. All those people dressed like elves, oy. I will probably see it later in the week.

By the way, I have major DMS (During Mentruation Syndrome, aka "AMMS" -- All Month Menstrual Syndrome, aka "WTFIMS" -- When The Fuck Is Menopause? Sydrome) so any weirdness, seemingly causeless irritation, random psychosis, and so forth can be blamed on my godforsaken, useless hormones and swollen, irritated, about-to-explode-from-my-body-like-aliens-from-Aliens organs. Word of advice: if any female anywhere tells you how much she enjoys being a woman, RUN! FOR GOD'S SAKE RUN, MAN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN, AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

Posted by: Andrea Harris at September 29, 2003 at 11:31 PM

I will poop harder next time.

Posted by: Steve H. at September 30, 2003 at 12:56 AM

Nemesis and that bloke have a lot in common.

Posted by: Gary at September 30, 2003 at 04:13 AM

You don't have me on your blogroll? You obviously hate me.

Guess I'll go eat worms.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at October 1, 2003 at 06:56 AM