Too Much To Dream

#4 (demanding abortions), and expand the pool to people who (1) go to watch any Ben/Jen movie on opening night, (2) display a pissing or praying Calvin decal, (3) write positive movie blurbs so that even Tomb Raider 2 appears to have critical appeal, and (4) tape Scarborough Country if they're out of the house. I realize my subset (4) may be a null set, but we need to make sure.

For #1 and #2 I don't see why it can't be both.

(1) If everyone was homosexual would that eliminate abortion?
(2) Should the Detroit lions try synchronized swimming instead of football?
(3) Is “Rap” proof you don’t need talent to be successful?
(4) Is it true that the IQ of everyone that has hosted America’s funniest Home Videos dropped 40%?
(5) Do you believe Saddam is hiding out with Elvis?
(6) Are Charlton Heston and George Clooney really going hunting together?
(7) Is it true that Janeanne Garafalo will sing the National Anthem at the next Mets game?
(8) Is Hugh Hefner writing a book on the side effects of Viagra?
(9) Are the Kennedys sex fiends or just guys trying to have fun?
(10) Do you think Hillary is more of a man than Bill?

#1 - yes. To both options. I lurv hers so much...I'm becoming Dawson.

Answers to Curious's questions:

1) Yes, but there would be more fights over the check
2) Football? Is that what they claim to be playing?
3) Rap is the 90s version of the Jim Morrison philosophy of life: Live fast, die young, and leave a bullet-riddled corpse
4) No. It was the audience's IQ
5) No, I believe he is working the night shift at a 7-11 in Cleveland. His supervisor is Jimmy Hoffa.
6) Yes. Clooney is the beagle.
7) Not the Mets, it will be the Alabama Slammers
8) Sort of, the book is specifically about the side effects from mixing Viagra and Ex-Lax*
9) Moot question. The only ones that ever mattered are dead.
10) Duh.

*If you don't know what these side effects are, email me

You know what would really be immoral and get a huge audience? Survivor where the contestants don't realize they're on Survivor.

I think that's called "life."

I have my own idea of the Fox version of survivor:

Desert island
12 contestants
12 knives
$1M for the Survivor

your funny send me a pic

Branden Jaffri is off the island. (That is, banned for being a stupid spammer. Send your pr0n spam someplace else, loser.)

Ken, absolutely beautiful! Thanks for my chuckle of the day! I will post other questions in the future if Andrea doesn't mind. I need answers to the deep mysteries of life. Have a great Day!