This fucking sucks. Bunch of fucking wankers -- I'd like to fucking see these asshats try to fucking stop me from
(Via Tim Blair.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at June 6, 2003 01:07 AMThat is so fucking fucked up. Those bastard asshat wankers! Bloody shitheads. :>
Posted by: Jay Solo at June 6, 2003 at 01:28 AMHuh? What the fuck? I was on my cellphone. Got a light?
Posted by: James Morrow at June 6, 2003 at 01:28 AMBuncha goddam suck-ass brass-balled nazi pig-fuckin whoredoggin dicklickin sheepfuckers
Posted by: Jeff at June 6, 2003 at 02:35 AMGoddam lightweight pussy-faced dick-skinnin
no-load butt fuckers
You amateurs aren't bad, but we need some career Navy men in this thread.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 6, 2003 at 07:49 AMDid you see the poll? What kind of freaks read that site anyway. I can't believe more people want to ban smoking in pubs than want to ban dress codes. I'll bet the people who voted don't even go to pubs. Well... I don't either and I hate being around people who smoke but GEEZ! isn't smoking part of the whole bar scene?
Posted by: Lynn S at June 6, 2003 at 09:37 AMMichael Moore!
(Sorry, that was the most obscene thing I could think of to say...)
Posted by: McGehee at June 6, 2003 at 09:43 AMLOL @ FWP. No one can curse quite like a well weathered seaman, huh?
Posted by: Kajeman at June 6, 2003 at 10:49 AMYou know it, Kage. My Dad was ex-Navy. I shall not soon forget the day he went to answer a knock at the front door, found our parish pastor there, and said, "Well, fuck me senseless, if it isn't Father Keaveney!" Our pastor turned sheet-white and dropped to the ground in a dead faint.
And that was one of Dad's milder idioms.
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at June 6, 2003 at 12:18 PMI've been married to a Navy man for the past 15 years, and I have heard about all the permutations of any cuss word there is. I deeply admire the variations. The downside is, for some inately rebellious reason, I find myself going for the "gosh golly darn" option... just to be different.
And what the hell does this mean?
"I mean guys might come in here and do their arse on the gallops and instead of punching the TAB window they might let a few words fly."
Do their arse on the gallops? Is this some technique I need to learn? Don't want to disappoint the geediddly dratted mommybugger when he gets home, now do I?
Oh, and McGeHee? How about "Michael Moore in a thong"? That's way more obscene. :)
Posted by: LeeAnn at June 6, 2003 at 01:19 PMOuch, LeeAnn. Very ouch. My eyes are burning now...
Posted by: Demosthenes at June 6, 2003 at 01:52 PMLeeAnn, I am not worthy.
And I second Demosthenes' comment.
Posted by: McGehee at June 6, 2003 at 03:35 PMLeeAnn, I am not worthy.
And I second Demosthenes' comment.
Posted by: McGehee at June 6, 2003 at 03:35 PMWhat kind of ratfelching cumbubble cuntcrab would ban swearing from the kiddie-diddling pub for Jesus H. Fuckstick's sake? I mean, what the Christing piss-crevice is this shitfondling world coming to?
Posted by: Steven Chapman at June 6, 2003 at 03:47 PMLeeAnn,
OK, that was just too much! I lost it at "mommybugger"! =)
Posted by: Kajeman at June 6, 2003 at 04:50 PMI, for one, find this a refreshing return to societal manners and decorum. So shut your jism holes, you cracksnacking clustershit of skullfucks.
Posted by: iowahawk at June 6, 2003 at 06:49 PMWho are you calling a "cracksnacking clustershit of skullfucks," you manfat-slurping, testicle-kissing rectal bombardier? It's fudge-tunnel cadets and cumclowning queefs like you that bring this bleeding anus of a country down!
Posted by: Steven Chapman at June 7, 2003 at 06:50 PM