May 11, 2003

Bad book alert

Wow. This really does sound like one of the worst books ever written.

Posted by Andrea Harris at May 11, 2003 01:24 AM
Comments

Hmm... I actually kind of enjoyed it...

Posted by: Alex Knapp at May 11, 2003 at 02:22 AM

Yeah, but did you enjoy it, or did you 'enjoy' it?

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 11, 2003 at 02:53 AM

I agree with the review - "Forever Free" sucked. "Forever Peace" looked good for several chapters, before it tanked badly (not as badly though). I wish someone would write completely different stories based upon the leading chapters of these books, because the setups are great.

It's a great pity as "Forever War" is an undeniable classic, and I'd like to think Haldeman has another in him.

Posted by: Craig McFarlane at May 11, 2003 at 03:58 AM

Craig, I sort of thought The Forever War had a deus ex machina ending. The Kahns -- bad, bad choice of name -- were a trick solution to ending the Tauran War.

Haldeman has some ability, but he consistently commits one of the Big Mistakes of fiction writing: he permits his theme to overwhelm everything else in sight. He introduces plot devices that aren't plausibly compatible with the rest of the plot or the characters enacting it. He lets his characters speak in Kantian categorical imperatives. His fiction progressively deteriorates into nothing but Message.

That's a seductive trap for a writer with Something To Say -- and a fatal one. I know. I've committed it myself, too often to recount.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at May 11, 2003 at 07:35 AM

Ha! I wrote the worst book ever written. That's why it didn't sell. I still have the original manuscript and I read parts of it from time to time.

It really sucks, although I didn't realize that when I wrote it.

Posted by: Acidman at May 11, 2003 at 10:19 AM

At least I FINISHED IT, which most would-be novelists never do.

Posted by: Acidman at May 11, 2003 at 10:22 AM

Right now I am working on the Worst Book Ever Written. We'll see if it sells (if I ever finish it). I'll bet you made the mistake of having your protagonist (that's a fancy word for the hero of the story, you're not supposed to say "hero" or "heroine" anymore for Serious Littrichoor) do things. Characters in Serious Littrichoor don't do things, things are done to them, and they are supposed to sit around and emote about it.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 11, 2003 at 10:50 AM

It was a dark and stormy night, eh?

Posted by: Michael Lonie at May 11, 2003 at 06:45 PM

That opening is too refined for me.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 11, 2003 at 09:25 PM