Some people just like to be spanked. Here's a particularly sad case: someone calling itself "The Voice of Reason" (wow, that's so... original) left this in the comments to this post:
Hey Andrea, Why not save yourself some time and trouble by limiting your responses to either "I know you are, but what am I?", or "la, la, la - I have my hands over my eyes and can't see what you wrote."?If, as you contend, you did not care what others think, you wouldn't spend some much time saying so.
You're a fucking psychopath, established beyond a doubt by your rules prohibiting the expression of anything you don't understand, or "trying out amateur psychology BS on me."
oops. bet I just got myself banned from the kingdom.
Why yes, as a matter of fact, you are, as of now, banned. I don't know why -- it must be because, fucking psychopath that I am, I object to some tiny-penised, shrunken gonad of a loser calling me "a fucking psychopath" in much the same manner as I would object to having shit smeared on my face. But I guess that puzzles hairy-palmed cellar-dwelling defectives like Voice, since they seem to spend so much of their time with their faces buried in feces.
All kidding aside, what I would like to know is -- who the fuck are you, and what is your problem with me? As far as I can recall, I have never encountered you before (unless you are a coward and are using a different name -- that would be typical) and if I did it wasn't memorable to me. I don't know you from Adam, nor do I want to; and I can only wonder at the emptiness of the life of someone who goes to a stranger's blog and shits all over it like you just did.
Anyway, thanks so much for your comments, Mr. or Ms. Voice at HEY SPAMBOTS, OVER HERE --> mjps85122@prodigy.net.
Oh yeah -- if you continue to harrass me, either by commenting from another IP or emailing me, then I will complain to your IP.
Update: One of Mr. or Ms. Voice's hose-babes, one "ally" whose email address (HEY SPAMBOTS -- HERE'S ANOTHER) is "feyfaer@yahoo.com" (oh give me a fucking break with these pathetic teens -- I'll bet this one has "radical" pink hair and a butterfly wing tatt on each ass-cheek) has weighed in with her deep wisdom. Thanks for the advice, porkmunch. Now get back to greasing your daddy's sausage, or he won't give you any more crack money.
Second update: kudos from Wogblog. Heh heh. (Search for "porkmunch.")
Posted by Andrea Harris at May 10, 2003 06:37 PMGotta love those anonymous posters who are soooo brave with their words.
You must be doing something right, andrea
Posted by: bryan at May 10, 2003 at 07:10 PMoh please.
if you really want to bitch about people bitching on YOUR blog, take these following steps:
a. disable comments
b. stop doing a blog that's on the publically acessible medium we call the web.
otherwise, deal with the reality of your choice to blog... publically, with any capability for feedback.
as far as 'complaining' to an IP, i would recommend you went and learned something about technology before wasting your time with a 'someone's harassing me from your ip block... even though i enabled them and have comments enabled to encourage feedback... but i didn't want theirs! so that's harassment!'
hahaha!
Posted by: ally at May 11, 2003 at 01:06 AMHwy, ally -- fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver, okay? You mindless cunt.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 11, 2003 at 01:30 AMThanks, Andrea. Love the daily dose of reality from a person who is real (unlike the phony's and wannabe's who just don't get it).
Posted by: John McCrarey at May 12, 2003 at 11:33 AM