Um -- I think that these clothing designs are missing something. Like... clothes.
(Via Tim Blair, who only reads FHM for the articles.)
[Bonus quiz: where did I get the title from?]
Posted by Andrea Harris at May 8, 2003 10:22 AMFashion....David Bowie
WE HAVE A WINNER!!
By the way, few people know that David Bowie's mom used to call him "little davey" whenever his friends were around which caused him to later write the song "cracked actor" which my wildly avant garde band covered way back when i was just out of high school even though the only words to the song that my brother could remember when singing the damn thing were, "suck, baby, suck"
heh heh heh
Posted by: mr. helpful at May 8, 2003 at 10:31 AMOkay, that's it. I am not going to partake of any fashion trend that requires me to rouge my nipples before going to Target to buy lightbulbs.
Gah. Fashion designers hate women, don't they?
Posted by: Tracey at May 8, 2003 at 11:19 AMThe men don't come across very well either, Tracey. I mean, I was trying to keep my eyes pointed up in that second picture, and dear god what kind of small animal was that on the guy's head?!
I'ma stick to T-shirts, jeans, and sweatshirts, thanks.
Posted by: Dave at May 8, 2003 at 11:38 AMHey! No fair that Mr. Helpful wins just because he saw this post an hour and change before I did!
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at May 8, 2003 at 12:32 PMJust looked at the pics. On the upside, the women's fashion just might bring back real breasts instead of beestings. On the downside, I did not wake up this morning thinking, "I just have to see a picture of two men fondling themselves.
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at May 8, 2003 at 12:34 PMhey kevin...who says life is fair?
you have to get up pretty early in the afternoon to beat ole mr. helpful to the punch...
heh heh heh
Posted by: mr. helpful at May 9, 2003 at 10:04 AM