May 01, 2003

Seeds of our demise, part 2,789

From the Mutant Non-Sequitur Farm: while browsing through Winamp's skins, I came across this in the users' comment section of a Tool (the band) skin (warning, bad words and worse grammar ahead):

FUCK c31ic4 G7 posted on February 4, 2003 @ 10:03 AM
I don't even know what a skin is, but I stoped anyway just to say fuck any cunt ass mother fucker that says tool is gay. Tool is the best band ever and I know ppl who would kill you if they saw that you said that shit. If you think tool is gay then you didn't understand the lyrics and should shut your mother fucking mouth before you get bitch slapped. So shut your fucking mouth if you don't know what your talking about especially about somthing more important than religon. That's why were all going to hell in the first place. Because some dumb ass like you started making up his oun little shit and now we got 50 diffrent religons to pick from and they all say the others going to hell. so just shut the fuck up. Peace.

Oooo-kay.... whatever!

Posted by Andrea Harris at May 1, 2003 01:40 AM
Comments

Hmmmm. maybe I'll go over there and make a post saying tool (whoever or whatever he or they is or are) is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY just to fuck with the boy. :)

Posted by: Gary Utter at May 1, 2003 at 01:53 AM

I have the feeling he has long since been shot to death in a drug-related drive-by.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at May 1, 2003 at 02:00 AM

Me, I like the concluding "peace" at the end of the poorly spelled, spittle-flinging wide-mouthed rant from hell.

He probably was'nt shot to death, just run over by the car. Why waste a bullet?

Posted by: Tracey at May 1, 2003 at 11:13 AM

Well, Reverend Maynard, the lead singer of Tool, has been known to partake of both the male and female genetalia-type recreation, so perhaps they are "gay," so to speak. The poor fellow should read the lyrics to "Prison Sex" or "Stinkfist" by the very band he defends before he launches into a tirade about them being or not being gay.

Then again, I'm sure he doesn't know quite how to read above a third grade level yet.

What I really want to know is why Andrea was looking for a skin for her tool.

Posted by: michele at May 1, 2003 at 11:44 AM