I've found Puce's guru! Now that we know his faith, maybe we can decipher his strange communiqués. Or maybe not.
(Via Dave Barry, somewhere on his Blogspot blog. What Mr. Dave "Celebrity" Barry needs is a Movable Type blog. Then again, I like having something nicer than a celebrity has. Forget I said anything.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at April 21, 2003 05:02 PMI would read all of his theory, but I'm just too damn evil.
Posted by: rita at April 21, 2003 at 05:19 PMIf I could post an image here, it would be this one.
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 21, 2003 at 08:28 PMI guess I don't need to point out in which State Dr. Ray lives.
Posted by: Dave Himrich at April 21, 2003 at 11:45 PMYou know, since 4 is better than 1, I'm going for 5. Yes, 5 days in 1 day! I am better than Gene Ray! Gene Ray is stupid educated! He is evil! I am wise! I offer 100,000 reward to anyone who can disprove the 5-in-1 day!
Agh. No, I can't do it. I wonder how he can, and if the men with the butterfly nets are close behind.
Posted by: David Perron at April 22, 2003 at 03:52 PMEveryone knows there are 47.6487239 days in one day. They know it, but only I will admit it.
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 22, 2003 at 07:56 PM