April 18, 2003

1,001 Things to Do With a Live Terrorist

I love Dipnut's idea. Which is actually here. Bob Lang also has a nice idea. Dipnut is right though: I was too kind. I was kind of thinking, though, that maybe they could be sort of well-fed sharks, not really all that hungry right then, maybe just looking for a little snack, something to fill up those little extra inner spaces. They could just sort of chew on Abu for a while, and then he could be pitched overboard.

Hm. I haven't read The Hobbit in while. I'm not sure why I just thought of that.

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 18, 2003 12:17 AM

I think the crippled-in-a-wheelchair thing should be arranged first, without anaesthetic.

Posted by: David Perron at April 18, 2003 at 12:46 PM