April 17, 2003

I have a new hero

His or her name is Puce.

Pucisms:

Make as fat US, kill in sands with plane tank and wepon

Hallo fat America! Chew and smiling for flappy stomich fill with more Irak childs, phoney towerevenge. Statue fallens from Sadam, put Chucky Cheeze rastorant with cola in locate!

BOY GROW AS SOLDIER FOR SPILL BLOOD TO IRAK SAND!!

Swoon!

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 17, 2003 12:28 PM
Comments

I am confuse-ed.

Posted by: Frank J. at April 17, 2003 at 12:36 PM

Makes more sense than most pro-fascist ravings. Isn't weight-ism disgusting?

Posted by: Robert Speirs at April 17, 2003 at 12:55 PM

My favorite was this one:

Brinty Spear turn as eldery, face began to crack show fault of all USA. Placing item in too chest parts for squeeze evil!

I have nothing else to add.

Posted by: Angie Schultz at April 17, 2003 at 01:25 PM

Hmmmm... I didn't know that Robert Fisk, George Monbiot and Eric Alterman had a group blog.

Posted by: omnibus bill at April 17, 2003 at 02:00 PM

He/she has a better command of English syntax and spelling than some American "anti-war" types I've detected...

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 17, 2003 at 03:49 PM

I'd love to know what language Puce writes in before s/he submits it to a translation program ....

Posted by: rkb at April 18, 2003 at 12:23 PM

Come on. The guy can't be real. Can he?

Posted by: Aaron Haspel at April 18, 2003 at 06:02 PM