April 17, 2003

Seeds of Our Demise, Pt. 568

Rodney King is the world's luckiest congenital fuck-up. That's all I can say.

(Via Acidman.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 17, 2003 02:51 AM
Comments

Well, lucky except for when he got the holy shit beaten out of him when he refused to cooperate. :)

Posted by: Ricky at April 17, 2003 at 07:08 AM

My God. Has no one informed this man that his 15 minutes are over?

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at April 17, 2003 at 09:11 AM

Getting beat up was his equivalent of Lana Turner wearing a sweater at the soda counter.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 17, 2003 at 09:13 AM

Whoa! Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: BarCodeKing at April 17, 2003 at 09:41 AM

I don't know if I would consider RKs problems congenital unless you think his tendency for ingesting likker and animal tranquilizers is congenital. I guess he's lucky to be alive but not so lucky to have smashed up his 2003 Expedition. But like the 'King says 'Can't we all..'

Posted by: Jack Tanner at April 17, 2003 at 10:12 AM

I hope the home owner with the new expedition door in his living room will see the sweet irony of suing Rodney's ass back to the ghetto.

If the motherfucker thought he was going to get another beating like last time, instead of 3.8 million dollars, would he have been speeding while drunk? Would it be more acceptable if a group from MADD were the ones wielding the batons?

Posted by: d at April 18, 2003 at 01:30 PM