I'm serious -- sign this petition before it's too late.
(Via Dave Barry.)
Posted by Andrea Harris at April 14, 2003 03:16 PMOh, this makes me yearn to hear the words "Ben and Jennifer have been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
Seriously, this hurts my head. I just rented the original (no friggin' colorized crap) Friday night. I haven't even returned it to the store yet.
Grrrrr.
Posted by: Ken Summers at April 14, 2003 at 04:00 PMIs this for real? Cuz seriously, that makes me want to commit suicide...or something.
Posted by: rita at April 14, 2003 at 04:06 PMFer chrissake, why can't they just remake a Three Stooges movie or something?
Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 14, 2003 at 04:25 PMRemember how fast the Willard remake sank. Perhaps a reality movie: Ben and Jen go to Alpha Centauri. I like it. Let's pitch it.
Posted by: Jack at April 14, 2003 at 04:49 PMYou are right, Andrea, only the foulest of fiends could propose something so awful as this.
Posted by: Michael Lonie at April 14, 2003 at 11:47 PMI will douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire if they do this.
Posted by: Dean Esmay at April 16, 2003 at 09:41 AMUm... Dean, you really shouldn't make promises you aren't going to want to keep. 'Cos if I know Hollywood, this thing is in the can next year. (Those people never met a remake they didn't like. For god's sake, Peter Jackson is doing another remake of King Kong! He had way too much fun doing cave trolls.)
Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 16, 2003 at 02:40 PM