April 14, 2003

This must be stopped!

I'm serious -- sign this petition before it's too late.

(Via Dave Barry.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at April 14, 2003 03:16 PM

Oh, this makes me yearn to hear the words "Ben and Jennifer have been shot. Round up the usual suspects."

Seriously, this hurts my head. I just rented the original (no friggin' colorized crap) Friday night. I haven't even returned it to the store yet.


Posted by: Ken Summers at April 14, 2003 at 04:00 PM

Is this for real? Cuz seriously, that makes me want to commit suicide...or something.

Posted by: rita at April 14, 2003 at 04:06 PM

Fer chrissake, why can't they just remake a Three Stooges movie or something?

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at April 14, 2003 at 04:25 PM

Remember how fast the Willard remake sank. Perhaps a reality movie: Ben and Jen go to Alpha Centauri. I like it. Let's pitch it.

Posted by: Jack at April 14, 2003 at 04:49 PM

What an unspeakable idea.

Posted by: Don at April 14, 2003 at 11:46 PM

You are right, Andrea, only the foulest of fiends could propose something so awful as this.

Posted by: Michael Lonie at April 14, 2003 at 11:47 PM

I will douse myself in gasoline and set myself on fire if they do this.

Posted by: Dean Esmay at April 16, 2003 at 09:41 AM

Um... Dean, you really shouldn't make promises you aren't going to want to keep. 'Cos if I know Hollywood, this thing is in the can next year. (Those people never met a remake they didn't like. For god's sake, Peter Jackson is doing another remake of King Kong! He had way too much fun doing cave trolls.)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at April 16, 2003 at 02:40 PM