I. HATE. PETER. JENNINGS. WITH. EVERY. LAST. BREATH. IN. MY. BODY.
I hate him almost as much as Kevin Parrott hates the song "All That Jazz."
The way that some people say "the war with Iraq" sounds like they are saying "war with a rack." Maybe that woman's from that Fat Greek thing's rack.
The actors in the audience look like they are bored out of their skulls. I get the feeling Denzel Washington is taping CNN back home. I don't know why.
Well. Let's see if Michael Moore wins a golden doorstopper.
Ah. I see that Hollywood still fears the fat man. I wonder how many Oscar committee members Michael Moore threatened to sit on.
For chrissake, couldn't he shave?
Oh my, they are booing Michael Moore's anti-Bush speech. Some of them, anyway. Some of them look happy for the diversion. "Man, I was about to fall asleep when Moore's B.O. wafted this way." Come on, an actor could say "wafted."
Posted by Andrea Harris at March 23, 2003 10:19 PMOMG! You are not actually watching the Oscars are you? You really ought to seek professional help for this masochistic thing you have. ;-)
Posted by: Lynn S at March 23, 2003 at 10:25 PMI discovered last night the best way to watch the Oscars.
Lots of alcohol.
In a room full of people so you can get distracted easily.
With lots of exits (I made a beeline for one when Michael Moore came on. I don't think those nearby would of liked to hear me scream obscenities...).
Posted by: Ninjababe at March 24, 2003 at 01:51 PMHe's going for that Yassir Arafat look that the leftist chicks seem to dig so much...
Ewwwwwwww!
Posted by: BarCodeKing at March 24, 2003 at 03:34 PM