Too Much To Dream

Out of her tree

You know, I like trees, but I don't like them this much:

"There is no one I would rather spend my birthday with than this tree."

Quoth one Remedy, who is one of those "tree-sitters" -- or as I prefer to call them, "tree-invaders" -- who impose their bodies upon the helpless trees in order to "save" them from the lumber companies' saws. As for myself, I can only imagine the weary tree thinking, "Just cut me down already. It's one thing with the owls and squirrels crapping and pissing on me, but do you know how much waste a human produces, especially one who subsists on granola? My life is hell -- turn me into planks already."

(Via Brent.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 16, 2003 12:25 PM