March 10, 2003

Do they not have editors at the New York Times?

Glenn Reynolds finds a hilarious instance of nonsensical self-contradiction in this article about African refugees who are being brought to America. The article first describes the plight of the Somali Bantu, who were enslaved two hundred years ago -- by Arab slavers by the way, whose role by the way in the African slave trade is centuries old but generally downplayed in favor of concentrating on the relatively brief American slave trade -- and who have lived as poverty-stricken pariahs courtesy of those wonderful and hospitable folks, the Somalis, who despised their darker skin and wide noses (but -- but the Africans can't be racist on the basis of skin color!), stuffed them in barren refugee camps, and often attacked them -- the actual physical violence kind of attack, not merely with words. Then the writer of the article, one Rachel L. Swarns, goes on later to say on the next page:

The refugees watch snippets of American life on videos in class, and they marvel at the images of supermarkets filled with peppers and tomatoes and of tall buildings that reach for the clouds. But they know little about racism, poverty, the bone-chilling cold or the cities that will be chosen for them by refugee resettlement agencies.

(Bolds mine.) Oh, yeah, they don't know a thing about real poverty and racism, the special kind that only we in America can produce, the kind that will probably seem like heaven compared to what they have gone through. "Mother! Guess what! A girl at school looked at me funny and called me a nasty name and then her friends didn't chase me and try to beat me up! Nothing else happened! Americans are so nice, even their mean people are nicer!" "Father -- look! We have a bathroom inside the house! Is America like paradise?"

Yeah, it's gonna be tough adjusting to the racism and poverty in America, but I think they'll manage just fine.

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 10, 2003 09:38 AM
Comments

Don't you get it? Even bringing them here is a racist, neo-colonial act, apt to destroy their culture, forcing them to adapt to a white-valuing racially demeaning society . . . oh, why bother. Once you get the state of mind down, you can write this stuff all day.

Posted by: Jack at March 10, 2003 at 10:03 AM

Wait, wait, it gets better.

I was in a class a couple of months ago where someone actually said -- and was taken completely seriously by the teacher and everyone else -- that America actually goes out and steals the best minds from these other societies, to keep them in poverty.

So we keep them poor there, then we aggressively bring them here to keep them from making things better, so they can turn around and live in the unending squalor of...

I can't do it anymore. What the fuck is wrong with these people?!?!?

Posted by: Dean Esmay at March 10, 2003 at 10:36 AM

The United States -- dominating world culture by taking them in as refugees, one persecuted group at a time.

Yeah!

Posted by: *** Dave at March 10, 2003 at 10:39 AM

Stealing the best minds by taking them in as refugees?

We're just heartless bastards.

Posted by: IB Bill at March 10, 2003 at 03:40 PM

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore...

See what racists we are, referring to them as "wretched refuse?" That Emma Lazarus has a lot to answer for to the multicultis.

Posted by: Michael Lonie at March 10, 2003 at 08:34 PM

Okay, that's it.
I say we just wait until the next "protest rally," and just run thru the crowd with tire irons in hand, thinning out the herd. Whang*Whang*Whang

Posted by: RHJunior at March 11, 2003 at 02:27 AM

I don't think that's the sound a tire iron makes on an idiotarian head. More of a hollow sound, I think.

So obviously, hitting them on the head with a tire iron isn't going to do any damage.

Except to the tire iron.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee at March 11, 2003 at 08:19 AM