Too Much To Dream: Switch it off

March 04, 2003

Switch it off

A multitude of dangers await if you turn off your pc. You will:

experience blurred vision
go into St.-Vitus-dance-like convulsions
be tempted into the sinful world of pool halls
be attacked by a mob that you won't be able to see clearly because of your blurred vision.

(Visit the page to see what I am talking about. Link via .em.)

Posted by Andrea Harris at March 4, 2003 12:41 PM

Comments

It's not everyday I read something that makes me smack my forehead. That did. Good catch.

Posted by: rodger schultz at March 4, 2003 at 01:21 PM

Pretty funny, but if this catches on, what will the legions of unemployed help-desk workers do, blog full time? They would have to start advertising that Raging Cow drink to cover their ISP bills.

Is the St. Vitus dance what Deadheads used to do while watching their favorite band in concert?

Posted by: MarcV at March 4, 2003 at 01:50 PM

raging cow drink?

milk shakes?

qua?

omg. i need a pool hall. NOW.

Posted by: chris at March 4, 2003 at 05:09 PM

Since I discovered the PC I have come to realize how empty and over-rated "real life" really is.

Posted by: Lynn S at March 5, 2003 at 08:37 AM

What IS this "real life" thing that everyone's always talking about?

Posted by: Kim du Toit at March 5, 2003 at 03:35 PM

Heh, I just got back from 4 days with no computer, and didn't so much as turn on the TV in the hotel -- except to check out the weather channel for the forecast. My fingers are shaking from the sheer joy of being plugged in again!

Posted by: Ith at March 5, 2003 at 03:53 PM