February 04, 2003

Put your clothes on

You know, I'm wondering when the first "peace activist" will come up with the clever idea of having his or her arms amputated as a symbolic "disarmament." Come on, guys -- nakedness isn't enough! You need to really disarm yourself to make the protest effective!

Posted by Andrea Harris at February 4, 2003 10:41 AM
Comments

I've often wondered when someone is going to try to argue that the Second Amendment only protects the right to posses the arms of bears. But then I've often wondered things best kept to myself.

Posted by: Juan Gato at February 4, 2003 at 11:41 AM

Andrea, you're one twisted individual. That's why I read you every day.

I really should avoid having coffee in my mouth when I load your page, though. Heh.

Posted by: Niccolo Machiavelli at February 4, 2003 at 11:49 AM

I stand by my theory that the whole "Get Naked for Peace" movement was started by a skeezy guy trying to get laid.

Posted by: Alex Knapp at February 4, 2003 at 12:07 PM

Nono, Juan. It's keep and arm bears. Not sure why they wanted that; possibly they were obsessed with having their hunts be as sporting as possible. And it says absolutely nothing about teaching them to shoot, or even about giving them ammo.

Posted by: David Perron at February 4, 2003 at 12:31 PM

Alex: LOL. I really must do one of those...

Posted by: Andrea Harris at February 4, 2003 at 12:33 PM

LMAO! HAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Brent at February 4, 2003 at 12:52 PM

If you're looking for donations, I've got a rusty hacksaw I don't use anymore.

Posted by: Ken Summers at February 5, 2003 at 12:43 PM