January 09, 2003

Note from an infidel

Dear Muslims:

It has come to the attention of some of us that many of you are worried about the negative publicity your religion has received of late. Well, I have a very simple plan that will almost immediately gain you the goodwill of non-Muslims everywhere:

YOU
NEED
TO
STOP
KILLING
US.

That is all.

Posted by Andrea Harris at January 9, 2003 11:50 PM
Comments

Good start, but somehow, I suspect they'll manage to overlook the message. I guess there's always Plan B . . .

Posted by: Chip Haynes at January 10, 2003 at 07:18 AM

Short, sweet, and directly to the point. I like it. Can't wait to see how the usual suspects manage to muddy the waters, though. And we all already know that they will. "An oversimplification...very complex issues...blah blah blaarrrgggglllgaaack." Yeah, right.

Posted by: Mike at January 10, 2003 at 08:37 AM

I'm sure some weepy peace monkey (See? "Monkey" makes it even funnier!) will cry about how it offends "Muslim Sensibilities". It'a lie, of course. They don't have any, which is why we're in this mess to start with.

Posted by: Chip Haynes at January 10, 2003 at 09:12 AM

Hey, forget all this serious stuff and come look at my new hit song, The Andrew Motion.

Posted by: Steve H. at January 10, 2003 at 01:10 PM

Hey, Steve- Great song! Any plays to record it? I'm thinking music video here. (And I was right about that "monkey" thing, wasn't I?)

Posted by: Chip Haynes at January 10, 2003 at 01:34 PM

Thanks, Chip!

I'm going to drug Noel and make HIM record it, dressed as "Mr. Cleo."

Posted by: Steve H. at January 10, 2003 at 01:57 PM