January 06, 2003

Massive attack

First I'd like to start out by noting how subtle is Steven Den Beste's way of referring to some some moron's nasty-ass, stupid statement as "so-and-so comments." He never does, for instance, what I just did. Steven Den Beste is much more smoove than I have the talent to be.

Second, I'd like to make an announcement to individual Palestinians everywhere: you guys need to stop the Stupidfada, and stop it now, because if you don't, at the end of the day you are all going to end up dead. That is because the combined forces of the United States, Israel, and what other allies we may still have who aren't still trying to play the appease-'em-all game are going to kill you. And you know what? Your so-called Arab "brothers" (who despise you and throw you out of their countries whenever they can) won't care. Oh, they'll blither and moan and cry crocodile tears, but at the end of the day the only sound coming out of Riyadh or Cairo or Baghdad will be a sigh of relief. Again: your so-called Arab "brothers" don't care about you. You know who does care about you? Us, we in the "West," idiots that we are. Big softies that we are. Big sentimental slobs who still try to see the silver lining in every cloud of hate, who still harbor some hope that you have the same desire to live peaceful, productive lives that we do. But you know what? Sympathy only goes so far. There is not an endless supply of the stuff in the human soul. It can be beaten out of people. It can be drained like blood from a wound. It can vanish. And when it does, stick your head between your knees and kiss your ass good-bye.

Oh, we'll feel real bad about wiping you all out. We've raised the expression of Guilt to an art form. We'll make movies about the horror of our deeds, and erect museums to your sorry dead selves. We'll flagellate ourselves and the broadcast laments of "how could we let it go so far" will go out to Andromeda. But you'll still be dead. So stop it.

Posted by Andrea Harris at January 6, 2003 11:48 PM
Comments

Well said.

Posted by: Ith at January 7, 2003 at 12:39 AM

Here's the deal, kill all the adults and raise the kids as Christians.

In Utah.

Posted by: Gary Utter at January 7, 2003 at 04:22 AM

My own "modest proposal" was to re open Auswitz and turn it into a living history museum. Ethnically, Arabs and Jews are the same, Semitic people, both descended from Abraham of Ur and Canaan. The Holocaust is something that we never want to forget, and it would be a valuable teaching tool for the next generation for whom the atrocities of the Nazis are ancient history. Use the Palestinian Arabs as inmates, and run school tours through the "living" history museum, to teach kids what happened then.
Of course, you and I know that if the Palestinians ever did succeed, they would do exactly the same thing. Even down to the tours, to let their own kids revel in the destruction of the Jews.

Posted by: Ben at January 7, 2003 at 05:51 AM

To be fair, SDB also uses "so-and-so comments" to point to supportive notes, too, as he did yesterday to my own post.

Posted by: *** Dave at January 7, 2003 at 08:58 AM

Oh, I know.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 7, 2003 at 09:16 AM

This is the lineup:
US, Israel, Russia, and India v. all the majority Muslim nations of the world save Turkey.

Posted by: blaster at January 7, 2003 at 08:45 PM

To the point.

Posted by: Bill at January 7, 2003 at 09:05 PM

Andrea! Way to go! Not only are you dead on, but you got a big time agreement from SDB!

Posted by: Denny Wilson at January 7, 2003 at 10:35 PM

Yeah -- he said "ahem!" (Blush.)

hee hee ;)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 8, 2003 at 12:28 AM

Soon or late, the terrorists will turn their sights on Europe, and there will be some pretty vicious ethnic cleansing in rsponse. Made much the worse by the political elite's inabiltiy to deal with it.

Mike

Posted by: Mike at January 12, 2003 at 08:56 PM