I read Richard Cohen's piece. He really gets paid for writing twaddle like that?
I know what you mean. The more dumbs**t people say as if they expect everyone to believe it, the less I find myself capable of saying in return. There is a level of stupidity that can only be dealt with the way one deals with what the cat barfed up on the rug: lots of paper towels, cursing, and stain-removal spray.
Are you sure it wasn't a nice chianti and some fava beans?
Is this the week your fire sale starts? Please keep me in mind if it is.
Don't quit unless you go into caption contest entries full-time.