Comments: I Don't Think Even Marlin Perkins Would Go For This One

I love lions even more than the next guy. But if I ever see one in my backyard, I'm going to have a nice trophy for my living room wall.

But I'm good with them sending us mastodons. They're cooler, and less likely to eat my dog.

Posted by: Tanya at August 18, 2005 at 02:26 PM

Are these people crazy? Do they seriously think that animals native to the savannahs of Africa can survive in the climate of the North American plains?

Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 18, 2005 at 02:48 PM

They survive in the climate of North American zoos. They'll be fine, as long as they congregate around swimming pools with air conditioned cabanas.

Posted by: Tanya at August 18, 2005 at 09:30 PM