I heard that his botox injections wore off, so maybe some of that poison seeped into the inner parts of his cranium. Why else would he be bad-mouthing military command in front of the troops on the battlefield?
It must have been a major Vietnam flashback for Kerry. He did well, not condemning our troops as war criminals this time, nor throwing away any medals.
But nobody really expected him to have passed up such an opportunity to show us all how smart he is and how stupid we are for not electing him. He even got to trot out his sooper-seekrit plan again and tease Condi with it, casually mentioning that it would work in three or four years while The Other Leading Brand needed ten.